GIRL DESTROYS WORLD AFTER STOOD UP BY COUNSELOR

After waiting for an hour for her counselor, Belle Smith (age 16) learned that the counselor was not coming in this afternoon. She became very angry and declared that the world would end in the year 2012 if she had to end it herself. That was three years ago. Now, at the end of 2011, that threat becomes reality. Mysterious bombings and fires are popping up all over Western Washington, including the office where Belle Smith's counselor worked. Is the 19 year old woman responsible for the damage?

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